lala musings mumbles mpls sf
(Source: antiquers, via heartthrobbstark)
Ugh, stopppp. I want to see you at Weekend 2 instead.
Aaron Paul @ the Coachella music festival
of course foxface would have a vanity single called ‘catch me if you can’ of course
(Source: formerlyforeheadtittaes)
So I woke up this morning in a pool of my own blood.
Amen
Wait, let me back up.
Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering…
(via heartthrobbstark)
(via skinnyandbitchy)
Pretty sure I just heard my neighbors have sex…. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE??
W.T.F. this is literally in front of our apt on our street in the middle of the day. WTF.
ladies and gentlemen
san francisco
(Source: 9021h0)
Shit Twin Cities People Say:
Do you have any lotion?
This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy.
Seriously, air conditioning? Seriously?
Wait, is there a snow emergency?
So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no…
It’s gotta be peak color right now
It’s called a turn signal!
Do you have Surly on tap?
Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap.
Come here once.
Duck duck grey duck.
Do you want to come with?
I don’t care, it’ll always be Dayton’s to me.
I haven’t shaved my legs in 3 weeks.
Where did you get those boots?
They only sell this cheese at Surdyk’s.
Fucking bikers!
I don’t go to St. Paul
I got these at the Farmer’s Market
I was an extra in The Mighty Ducks
You guys, we should totally do the Peddle Pub
It’s called a zipper merge!
Yeah, but what’s the windchill?
Sven said to bundle up
I so do not have an accent
Gimme that bug spray once
(via fauxmoqadems)
